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The Return of the Mullet

Today, I told the hairdresser that my kid had cut my hair. I don't have kids. I was just really drunk. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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YdoIhaveAchode 4

Oh the irony...

I hope you hide the scissors the next time you get drunk.

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zebracookie 0

Haha !

Don't have kids. Nobody deserves someone like you as a parent.

thewickedwitch 6

Ha! hide the scissors when you're on xannex too.. had a similar incident. : )

Why not just say your nephew or niece did it?

Love the name :)

lol fatass. u drinkin so that u can imagen all ur fat rolls a way haha wow wut a fatty

lol fatass. u drinkin so that u can imagen all ur fat rolls a way haha wow wut a fatty

lol fatass. u drinkin so that u can imagen all ur fat rolls a way haha wow wut a fatty

you might have one on the way now ;)