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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Winter Park, United States
The Return of the Mullet
Today, I told the hairdresser that my kid had cut my hair. I don't have kids. I was just really drunk. FML
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YdoIhaveAchode 4
Oh the irony...
emeraldisle 30
I hope you hide the scissors the next time you get drunk.
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MassaKerr 9
Well here's a story you can tell your future kids
greenmen 12
I have done much worst than that
muFilter 19
Good god, man, what have you done that you are so very grave and cryptic (and grammatically challenged)? Have you drowned the children? Are there missiles leaving their silos at this very moment? If you've got something to confess, confess already! You can't just leave us hanging like this. Is the world as we've known it about to come to an end? Should we all be putting our affairs in order? Tell us what you've done before it's too late!
SnowFlakeInAK 7
No, look at his hair. He's saying his hair is worse. And he's right! Yikes,don't take muscle relaxers and get on FML haha
muFilter 19
Ha, 72, I'm sure you are absolutely right. His comment appears totally different to me now that I'm on my phone than it did on my laptop. As for muscle relaxants I wouldn't know, but sleep deprivation might've been involved. Thank you for setting me straight. I feel safer already.
kkjkidonthate 4
Well I guess you're not very sharp.
btnhdude 0
You guys... She meant we're not the only ones in this universe.
ForeverAloneGal 23
Kids are perfect scapegoats. And baby goats..
SkoomaKi 28
Maybe a ghost cut your hair?
idl3mind 0
Whatever works to avoid embarrassment.
hateevryone 15
You probably shouldn't get drunk.
DustyStorm 16
Omg I laughed so hard! Been there!
thereseg69 7
Lmfao!! That's just funny!