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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Winter Park, United States
The Return of the Mullet
Today, I told the hairdresser that my kid had cut my hair. I don't have kids. I was just really drunk. FML
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YdoIhaveAchode 4
Oh the irony...
emeraldisle 30
I hope you hide the scissors the next time you get drunk.
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Candice0687 0
if you can drink responsibly then maybe you shouldn't be drinking at all
maosquare 18
Wait. So you're saying that I shouldn't drink because I can drink responsibly?
Meowingtons500 18
YDI OP. Going to the hairdresser drunk is a recipe for disaster.
plaguer 26
Swing and a miss.
Meowingtons500 18
So is playing with scissors while drunk Oh jeez, I don't think I understood the FML.
Living_Fetus13 0
Apparently
pexy_fml 16
Tell him what really happened you will sound like s party animal
coried91 28
No, she will still sound like a fool.
pexy_fml 16
it depends
Michael_92 20
I feel like this is one of them times the parents would be "so did you learn your lesson?"
HooHooHa 6
Well theres two ways it can be interpreted: OP was so drunk when he was at the hairdresser's, he told them he had his kids cut his hair, when he doesn't have kids. On the other hand it could mean OP had cut his own hair while being intoxicated, thus having to tell the hairdresser his kids had cut it to hide his shame.
Michael_92 20
OP is a chick. Just sayying. btw could you have said he,his more?
perdix 31
Your kid did such a bad job, you put her up for adoption. This is the story you have to have ready for a nosy hair dresser.
coried91 28
I just pictured the shocked expression on the hair stylists face as she says that. Their hands will be shaking in fear of what she'd do to him/her if they messed up as well.
nari18 3
You're not alone :/
perdix 31
How's that? Judging from your picture, you seem to cut your hair quite well when you are drunk.
Michael_92 20
It's a old pic maybe?
btnhdude 0
You guys, She meant we're not the only ones in the universe. -.-
Sumalum 7
If it looked bad enough, the hair dresser probably believed you. I still dont understand why this is a FML because its odviously your own fault anyway.
kayleebearr 6
that sucks
starman02 12
LOL! Oh man! Hey at least you didn't.. Oh I dunno.. Get a tattoo on your face! .. Or any tattoo for that matter. Your hair will grow back to how you liked it :)
spartacus1337 0
Hey may I touch your boobs too?