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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Calgary, Canada
Treat yourself
Today, I had a bubble bath to help me relax. I was more stressed out by the sound of all the bubbles popping than I was to begin with. FML
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kelissa_fml 16
Hate to burst your bubble but I will since it irritates you. :D
gracehi 33
Dear OP, Get help. Love, The Bubbles
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kelissa_fml 16
Hate to burst your bubble but I will since it irritates you. :D
blackheart24 10
This reminds me of the fish on Finding Nemo who's obsessed with bubbles. BUBBLES BUBBLES BUBBLES BUBBLES!!! My bubbles.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
He was a shrimp ;) i cant remember his name tho... It was somethin french...
zandalee 20
Oh for gods sake. Don't have a bath by yourself then. Take someone in there with you and play find the soap!
blackheart24 10
23- You sir, are incorrect. His name was Bubbles and he was a Yellow Tang fish. The creature u are referring to was Jacques, the Pacific Cleaner Shrimp.
randomkayx3 11
#23, You need to watch the movie again.
TheRealPeter 6
Normally my gas bubbles annoy me before anything. Either that, or Meg wont stop crying. Ugly child.
free2speak 14
if I see one more bubbles pun, I'm going to burst with rage! ;)
tylerwynn420 3
lol smoke some weed
mikeofthunder 13
Pixar kicks the asses of Dreamworks and Disney with such stunners as Finding Nemo! Don't get me wrong; I love both Dreamworks and Disney, but their sequels blow! (a bubble pun intended)
redbluegreen 41
I'm pretty sure Pixar and Finding Nemo are Disney.
nonnieluv 9
30- I love your picture. If Jim Parsons wasn't gay I would have his babies.
BobbieH 19
Pixar is a company not a movie. Pixar is an independent producer of animated movies that partners with Disney and/or Dreamworks for distribution. It was started by George Lucas, then sold to Steve Jobs before his return to Apple.
blackheart24 10
Also, the movie Finding Nemo was a Disney-Pixar Production. Both companies worked on it.
lolz0701 4
IKR? That sound just pisses me off. Once, I yelled at the bubbles to 'shut the hell up'...
noto_fml 0
You should write a FML about it cause that's pretty sad.
ycrem0n 21
You yelled at the bubbles? I think you need help.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
2- I recommend the therapist on the next block. As for the two comments above me, agreed.
_streets_ 19
Whenever I have a bubble bath I never really hear the bubbles popping...sooo.. am I just not buying the right bubbles?
jellybeardoggie 4
I tink tat if u haz poni in ure bathz ure will bee happee :>
BehindU 5
^41 not sure what the joke is but your sending me into a grammar nazi frenzy. *think* *that*
BehindU 5
*you* *have* *ponies* *your* *baths* *you'll* *be* *happy* (Collapses on ground panting)
Roevera 14
I hope the bubbles yelled back at you to "shut the hell up and enjoy the f*cking bubble bath you created!"
redbluegreen 41
I've heard bubbles popping in the bath. OP might have really great hearing or a really silent house. I know some people go crazy hearing their blood.
odexy 12
My thoughts exactly! What kind of fancy audible bubble bath are you using, OP? I love bubble baths but I've never *heard* mine do anything aha. Well, unless you count the time my cat fell in.
KyoteeWilliams 4
We really need a sarcasm font.
primadonna9396 16
I'm assuming you're joking, but people like this exist. This is the reason Xanax was invented.
CrassKal 27
Really? Bubbles? Try playing some music next time.
BehindU 5
I think OP just wanted something to be stresses about
xXxIracebethxXx 14
I love bubbles... Blowing bubbles is relaxing and fun. OP also must have super sensitive hearing cause never in my life have I heard a bubble pop.
LSS_fml 18
Gelli baff is where it's at..
omarzrgz 3
I don't understand how that causes stress....
ladyLALAA 29
OP should try popping bubble wrap, show those pesky bubbles who's boss!
free2speak 14
I agree! this kind of borderline annoys/irritates me... how the hell can bubbles cause stress? Please if anyone can explain the rationale behind this, I would be grateful!
SkoomaKi 28
I think OP wants total quiet, but if you're next to bubbles, they constantly pop right in your ear - it can get annoying.
stopsignman 0
how does a bubble annoy ANYONE? Sometimes I just can't even believe if some of these FMLs are real or not anymore.
rcgirl2 11
If you're that stressed out, then I think you should go to a spa, or go to a therapist.
Honestly_Lainey 21
Or OP could just hop in the tub at home after a glass of wine. It'll relax him/her/it a little. Just a glass or two though, we don't him/her/it to drown, right? :)
Bekll 31
It? Yeah, drink three or more glasses of wine (and/or take muscle relaxers) can cause a person to get too comfortable, possibly momentarily pass out taking in a lungful of water and then dying from dry drowning.
Honestly_Lainey 21
It.
gracehi 33
Dear OP, Get help. Love, The Bubbles
TrentF13 12
Hahaha! I don't know why, but that's funny. X) I love comments like this. Thank you. :D
br0ccoli 15
Nothing a bubble beard couldn't fix! Or a bubble bra. Sometimes, I pretend I'm a mermaid.
Urbanchiller 0
What do you do, flop around the floor waiting for sailor to charm?
Jannettecooks 1
No, she put bubbles on her breasts like a bikini top. It's a girl think. We've all been a sexy assed mermaid in the tub.
ShyAnn29 15
It's fun pretending to be a mermaid!
deviable 9
Speaking if a bubble beard, I'd pretend I was a merman. With a bubble bra. Mermen can be cross dressers too!
br0ccoli 15
57-you lay there in your bubble bra and pretend to be resting on a rock. btw, intense profile. Is that like reverse psychology to get people to vote rep? 86-yes they can! They make the best pretend merman shopping buddies! I find the best sunken treasures and seashells with my cross dressing merman friends :)
gibbyguppy 0
I'm not the only one who does this...IM NOT ALONE!
jerseyboy732 16
I'm pretty sure bubbles in the bath don't make popping noise. just sayin
ohrlynow 9
You must be incredibly tightly-wound for that to stress you out. The sound of soap bubbles popping is hardly audible, isn't it?
MrLuvinmalife 6
That sounds like a bubbly situation.
Linkerdoodles 15
^No.