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Today, I returned to my university residence following spring break. I was greeted by a letter stating I'd been caught on camera vandalising a wall repair. At the time in question, I was asleep on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The REZ coordinator is avoiding me, and I can't clear my name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23446) - you deserved it (1615)

On 03/17/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by CutePenguin (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Teleportation, that's my major too!

#2 - On 03/17/2012 at 9:06pm by DontModMeDammit

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.... At least you have proof of where you were

#1 - On 03/17/2012 at 9:03pm by Adrena

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