Today, I returned to my university residence following spring break. I was greeted by a letter stating I'd been caught on camera vandalising a wall repair. At the time in question, I was asleep on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The REZ coordinator is avoiding me, and I can't clear my name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my college dormitory accused me of something I didn't do, breaking a law that I never heard of, charged me $200 to fix "what I did wrong", and is forcing me to go to counciling at the school. Not only was I not on campus when it happened, but I was the one who reported the problem. FML
Today, I got back to my apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on my apartment changed and all my things on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see what had happened. Turns out it was an accounting error on their part. FML
Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML
Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I had to send a camper home before the summer session was up. She was very upset and cussed me out. I was then cussed out by her parents when they came to pick her up. She was sent home for refusal to shower and her bunk mates all complained about the corpse-like stench. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, I got written up at work for not cleaning up the breakfast area, and because multiple guests complained how sloppy and messy it looked. I'm on lockdown in a completely different country. FML
Today, I found out that one of my university flatmates arrived early for Freshers Week, and had a party which involved the place being trashed. I'm going to lose some of my deposit for damage caused before I even arrived. FML
Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as my parents phoned the police, thinking I was a burglar. FML
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DontModMeDammit 10
Teleportation, that's my major too!
Adrena_fml 5
.... At least you have proof of where you were
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Adrena_fml 5
.... At least you have proof of where you were
Posiedon57 0
I love how on posts like this where it's completely a FYL moment, not a YDI, people still put YDI....We get it people, you hate your life. Make it an FML don't put YDI on someone else's post out of jealousy that there life fails too :D
demonmonkey 13
*Their
XxDevilxXGt 26
Yeah unless he can't prove it to them. Hopefully he had someone there with him or if he really needs to he can get the records from the ship to clear his name. There's no chance they can get you on this. Unless the records magically dissapeared. :3
PiErC3 0
48- *she
geassconan 1
Show your ticket and reservation things.
beccaishereyay 11
Should try harder to clear your name if you really were on that cruise. Easy to prove.
Link5794 18
She needs to talk to the REZ to do that, but they're avoiding her.
DontModMeDammit 10
Teleportation, that's my major too!
GovernorGeneral 8
Ive got a major in time travel and telepathy. But teleportation isnt my thing.
ALpein 0
I'm majoring in bad comments with a minor in stfu.
FMLshark 12
So long as you have proof you were gone during, there shouldn't be a problem. Don't you hate those evil rebellious clones? Always getting you into trouble.
Bad1z 13
i thought i was the only one
GovernorGeneral 8
You thought you were the only one with clones? Puhh-leasee. Ive got tons myself.
zachlibby 4
Fight for what's right.
porcupineattack1 5
Use your alibi, fool! Or kill them all.
KRS_13 0
If he Has a death note then OP could easily kill them all.. (anyone knows deathnote?..no?)
Llama_Face89 34
There are a few choice names I would put in there before killing over something like this. I'm sure OP will clear her name.
GovernorGeneral 8
Death note
NikkiRainbow63 31
#60 he could always find L and get him to help haha Light might be able to help but he likes to kill everyone...
The_Hitdude 12
Well if you can't talk to him in person, can't you send him an explanation (and proof) via e-mail or a letter? Or are those considered Neanderthal-ish now?
TomHarrow 5
A letter definately is. Maybe even email. Should probably be done on Facebook or Twitter only.
The_Hitdude 12
Damn. A little unsettling that this is coming from someone OLDER than me...
iamyummylicious 14
I email all the time. Email FTW.
demonmonkey 13
Morse code all the way
sunnyblue2380 0
Morse code? More like smoke signals. ;)
BlueEyed1019 12
Clearing your name is important, so corner the guy and explain it to him, don't just passively wait for everything to work out! Present ur alibi (cruise ship merchandise? Ticket?) and leave it. Simple.
yahoowizard 16
Mr.Wizard guesses the guy is the one that actually did it
Right_Click 12
Only in America.
kkjkidonthate 4
Then you should actually do some damage for them being idiots.
iiFrench_Fries 5
That sucks, Clear your name as soon as possible. & Are you hated by another student or what??