Miscellaneous: Today, I returned to my university residence following spring...

By CutePenguin - 17/03/2012 22:26 - Canada

Today, I returned to my university residence following spring break. I was greeted by a letter stating I'd been caught on camera vandalising a wall repair. At the time in question, I was asleep on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The REZ coordinator is avoiding me, and I can't clear my name. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 13:47

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By Homeless - 09/03/2009 12:12 - United States

Today, I got back to my apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on my apartment changed and all my things on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see what had happened. Turns out it was an accounting error on their part. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 07:26 - United States

Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML

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By germx - 18/03/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML

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By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 05:00

Today, I got written up at work for not cleaning up the breakfast area, and because multiple guests complained how sloppy and messy it looked. I'm on lockdown in a completely different country. FML

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By Authentik8 - 16/09/2011 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that one of my university flatmates arrived early for Freshers Week, and had a party which involved the place being trashed. I'm going to lose some of my deposit for damage caused before I even arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2013 09:44 - United Kingdom - London

Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as my parents phoned the police, thinking I was a burglar. FML

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By Abandoned - 09/03/2009 05:50 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

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DontModMeDammit 10

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:06

Teleportation, that's my major too!

Adrena_fml 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:03

.... At least you have proof of where you were

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Adrena_fml 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:03

.... At least you have proof of where you were

Posiedon57 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 4:33

I love how on posts like this where it's completely a FYL moment, not a YDI, people still put YDI....We get it people, you hate your life. Make it an FML don't put YDI on someone else's post out of jealousy that there life fails too :D

demonmonkey 13

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:00

*Their

XxDevilxXGt 26

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:11

Yeah unless he can't prove it to them. Hopefully he had someone there with him or if he really needs to he can get the records from the ship to clear his name. There's no chance they can get you on this. Unless the records magically dissapeared. :3

PiErC3 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:14

48- *she

geassconan 1

Sunday 18 March 2012 6:00

Show your ticket and reservation things.

beccaishereyay 11

Sunday 18 March 2012 6:56

Should try harder to clear your name if you really were on that cruise. Easy to prove.

Link5794 18

Wednesday 19 December 2012 13:34

She needs to talk to the REZ to do that, but they're avoiding her.

DontModMeDammit 10

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:06

Teleportation, that's my major too!

GovernorGeneral 8

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:05

Ive got a major in time travel and telepathy. But teleportation isnt my thing.

ALpein 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 23:54

I'm majoring in bad comments with a minor in stfu.

FMLshark 12

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:09

So long as you have proof you were gone during, there shouldn't be a problem. Don't you hate those evil rebellious clones? Always getting you into trouble.

Bad1z 13

Sunday 18 March 2012 4:34

i thought i was the only one

GovernorGeneral 8

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:06

You thought you were the only one with clones? Puhh-leasee. Ive got tons myself.

zachlibby 4

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:10

Fight for what's right.

porcupineattack1 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:11

Use your alibi, fool! Or kill them all.

KRS_13 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 6:29

If he Has a death note then OP could easily kill them all.. (anyone knows deathnote?..no?)

Llama_Face89 33

Sunday 18 March 2012 7:15

There are a few choice names I would put in there before killing over something like this. I'm sure OP will clear her name.

GovernorGeneral 8

Monday 19 March 2012 2:28

Death note

NikkiRainbow63 31

Tuesday 4 March 2014 1:18

#60 he could always find L and get him to help haha Light might be able to help but he likes to kill everyone...

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:12

Well if you can't talk to him in person, can't you send him an explanation (and proof) via e-mail or a letter? Or are those considered Neanderthal-ish now?

TomHarrow 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 3:39

A letter definately is. Maybe even email. Should probably be done on Facebook or Twitter only.

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 18 March 2012 3:51

Damn. A little unsettling that this is coming from someone OLDER than me...

iamyummylicious 14

Sunday 18 March 2012 4:44

I email all the time. Email FTW.

demonmonkey 13

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:02

Morse code all the way

sunnyblue2380 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:41

Morse code? More like smoke signals. ;)

BlueEyed1019 12

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:14

Clearing your name is important, so corner the guy and explain it to him, don't just passively wait for everything to work out! Present ur alibi (cruise ship merchandise? Ticket?) and leave it. Simple.