Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
by shelly / 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
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For men, the world is our porta-potty. For women, well you're pretty much screwed.
#1 - On 03/08/2012 at 7:01pm by DocBastard
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Was he as excited as you were?
#2 - On 03/08/2012 at 7:02pm by chillyCholo
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