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Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML


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On 03/07/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

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Complain to their boss.

#1 - On 03/07/2012 at 6:13pm by Rockflid

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You will ALWAYS look bad on a card, whether it be your license or your student ID.

#3 - On 03/07/2012 at 6:15pm by Kypopz

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