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Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML


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On 01/01/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by Leigha - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)

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Did you learn nothing from science class?

#1 - On 01/02/2012 at 3:01am by HeyImPayton

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where's the common sense...? black pepper in a tray? when in the hell does that happen?

#12 - On 01/02/2012 at 3:08am by sparkrok

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