Holly Jolly
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Not so merry Christmas
Today, I spent the day crying, and ate McDonald's for my Christmas dinner. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Don't be sad! Let's put a McSmile on that face ! :3
Olivxr 5
Forever Alone.
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JoeLouisBomber 9
Your probably better then that but mcdonalds is pretty delicious.
WCARlover 35
It really is idk why people hate on it so much
hellbilly205 17
Damn your Mc Donald's was open yestarday? I was gonna grab some for dinner, yesterday no lie but i was closed.
tellithowitis 13
51, it's because how they make their food and what's in it. My sister went to McDonald's and saw the person scratching her head then picking out the patty without any gloves. And the patty itself looked like a cow crapped on it. And watch a video on how they make cow patties. You'd be surprised
Confuciussay 6
Don't forget the amount of grease they use my friend used to work there and he told me that some times they don't change out the grease for weeks.
shannonreneee 11
My friend worked for Maccas and said they're really strict with hygiene. That she had to wash her hands every fifteen minutes etc. So not all fast food places are dodgy like those mentioned.
Zeppelin1969 5
Are you serious!?!? It keeps getting worse and worse and so I finally gave up on that. There are better options that DON'T **** up your order every single time without fail.
hellbilly205 17
Aw you dummy you put "i" instead of "it" shame on you *sends myself to timeout for messing up*
blackstar994 5
76- the one here was closed too!!! And they need to stop hating on McDonalds. People are still gonna eat it, so stop trying to stop people from eating it.
Olivxr 5
Forever Alone.
THE_A_TEEN 28
^Forever an asshole
Olivxr 5
Yah mad?
DHoffmann 9
I heard from a reliable source of information that he is, in fact mad.
Im2Handsom 1
Chill the **** out
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm not mad. If I was, them i'll be all "you're an idiot, learn something, **** you" bullshit. BTW who is that reliable source??
VoteForTaco 8
28- Google knows everything.
SCREAM4meeee 0
Mcdonald's is delicious.
tatababe 1
Awe heres a hug q(:D)p
bobbyfmaul 2
Would u like fries and a milkshake?
laxbro182 1
28- you're an idiot
shadystyle 6
shenanigans. McDonald's was closed on Christmas
THE_A_TEEN 28
Kindly explain why am I an idiot laxbro182? Your pointless drivel just wasted precious seconds of my life. Now I'm a few minutes closer to death, thanks a lot jackass.
rallets 23
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Brool_Story_Co 17
Please stop talking Rallets.
theevilduchess 12
Rallets, you make me giggle.
frankothetanko 0
they were open on christmas? well if I would've known I would've done the exact same thing (including the crying part) it's a great way to pick up forever alone girls
ashtonkay 7
Aww ): I ate jack in the box for Christmas..
Zeppelin1969 5
Merry Christmas! I had ham like lots of other people! I'm finally normal!
blackstar994 5
48, your heads to the side and creepy looking... It's a tie between 1 and 3... Who should I thumb up? Or down.
cute_cherry1313 1
When I read tht FML I was thinking to myself tht I should post "forever alone" great minds think alike :D
bornoriginal 3
I had the same thought when i first read it.
Buttsexpirate 9
Don't be sad! Let's put a McSmile on that face ! :3
failsterastic 1
aww so sweet :)
dudeman1212 22
Jeez, talk about "Ronald McRapist"
Chad_the_Brony 0
You remind me of Ronald McDonald. I HATED Ronald McDonald!
bornoriginal 3
I love your username!
SystemofaBlink41 27
*in insecure voice* so you're saying you hate this guy-uaaaah?
zaku2capt 1
Hey a big mac solves all.
memob123 0
Except for obesity
Olivxr 5
Forever Alone. Sucks OP :/
MagicallyFat 12
I'd say your forever alone right about now. No worries here's a hug. HUG.
hellbilly205 17
Why exactly did you feel the need to post forever alone in two diffrent comments?
nikxta25 0
Dam straight. Mcds is nice, but ur prob nicer :)
CryMoreFMLs 15
Sadly, your grammar isn't so nice.
cdogLuvs2golf 0
^good one
cdogLuvs2golf 0
^good one
BayleeWasHere 1
Good three ^
hyrax77 0
^ Good four! :D
sassypenguinxox 15
Um...what?
kdog333 1
oh trying to pick up chicks on FML are we? this is just sad.
Geddeson 4
Did you get the mcnuggets with the red BBQ and green apple dipping sauces? How festive of you!
Chaos187 6
Dang op I'm sorry. I hope you get feeling better! Don't let things keep you down, you just need to hold you head held high.
fat_bastard_607 0
that's What happens when you force your parents to kick you out because you can't stop drinking, stealing your mom's prescription meds, and ******* guys in the room right next to your little brother. *****.
hsnorthjonathan 6
Wendy's is better.
adamcichuttek 2
Obvious troll is obvious.
Enslaved 38
Asiago Ranch Chicken Club, best sandwich out there! Baked potato with extra chives instead of fries, thank you! (:
onze101 0
:D MARRY ME!!!!! haha