Holly Jolly
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Not so merry Christmas
Today, I spent the day crying, and ate McDonald's for my Christmas dinner. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Don't be sad! Let's put a McSmile on that face ! :3
Olivxr 5
Forever Alone.
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perdix 31
You mean you're not lovin' it? You ingrate! They bring back the McRib and you're still not happy?! The McRib?!
Vo13c3s1nMyH3ad 7
I just don't get the fascination with the McRib...it doesn't taste good and I know no one who likes it. I'm loving you perdix ;)
mattorama 15
The McRib is unique in that it's really hard to consider it an actual food product.
perdix 31
#37 Thanks, and I guess my fascination with the McRib is like mine with blumpkins. I wouldn't really want either (ee), but the sound and the imagery are so absurd, I just have to joke about them.
MineIsBigger 5
YDI for choosing McD's. BK is way better
THE_A_TEEN 28
People have their places to go. Don't shove your bullshit down everyones throat because you don't agree with the place op went, asshat. ...and what if there wasn't a BK around? Idiot...
Wangan_Warrior 9
^^ That dude is definitely mad
cheefer 0
THE_A_HOLE is a bitchy bitch bitchness with a side of fries from BK..
THE_A_TEEN 28
Thank you. Any more hate you want to show off??
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
105 - Can shove up your piece of lard covered shitty food up your ass. BK Sucks.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
I have a feeling my comment will be moderated xD but anyway FML will definitely have haters and there's nothing we can really do about it
TheNewGuy03 29
105, Carlos Mencia could have come up with a better retort. |the kid|
SystemofaBlink41 27
u mad bro?
RodStar 0
Aww. I hope you got a happy meal though (:
ninjuh_wingman 29
Dont you just love the holidays?
keepingitnasty 15
I shed a tear over a shamrock shake sometimes too.
juybuygo 13
i'm sad they took away the super-size option too, but it's time to move on.
FYLDeep 26
Those happy meals don't actually make you happy you know. All they do is give you diabetes and hypertension.
THE_A_TEEN 28
That is if you eat them five times a day, everyday.
FYLDeep 26
Well let's face it, many people eating at McDonald's for one meal aren't exactly consuming stellar diets the rest of the time either. I, for one, never eat there because I think they have the worst tasting food out of any fast food restaurant (anyone I've tried at least).
MineIsBigger 5
agreed. mcds is mildly tolerable at best just like their employees.
theevilduchess 12
That makes me happy....
mikeymayhem_87 15
Don't forget the free toy you get to distract you from the future health problems you might gain!! :p
Kkkdawg 27
121-You have to pay for the toy, actually :/
juybuygo 13
I'm sad that they took away the super-size option too but it's time to move on.
THE_A_TEEN 28
"Super-size me" ruined everything, and he got his way by eating McD's for 1 month, ALL THE TIME.
samaroo0 0
And also he ate more than 5000 calories a day, talk about an idiot
timaeusTestified 15
He did it to prove a point: that McDonald's is extremely unhealthy and gross.
22jrdn55 15
Try spending you day with people, like going to the orphanage or somewhere like that, you would both enjoy the company.
Icecream93 4
I actually feel sad for you
THE_A_TEEN 28
Because you're about to get eaten by op?