Not so merry Christmas Holly Jolly - - United States Today, I spent the day crying, and ate McDonald's for my Christmas dinner. FML 46 303 5 772
Today, a colleague told me not to "tell him how to do his job." I used to have his position three years ago, and he took over from me. FML 253 394
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML 9 674 25 067
Today, because money is a little tight, I decided to sell one of my retro video game consoles. The family member that initially gave me it to me saw the ad on Facebook and demanded I give it back to them. FML 2 000 811
Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML 30 560 29 785
Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready." He then looked at me and said, "Maybe you should." FML 34 942 7 744
Don't be sad! Let's put a McSmile on that face ! :3
Forever Alone.