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Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34267) - you deserved it (5820)

On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

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That's happened to me before, I woke up at midnight and took a shower thinking it was morning. Haha but FYL, I understand

#4 - On 12/15/2011 at 4:36pm by twofirstnames

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Go to work, get massive overtime

#10 - On 12/15/2011 at 4:39pm by idontknowyou123

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