Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
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Today, I set my alarm to wake up early for work. It turns out I set it for PM instead of AM. I woke up to my boss calling me, asking if I was still alive. FML
Today, I went to bed early, feeling responsible. At 2 a.m., I woke up in a panic because I forgot to set my alarm. While fixing it, I actually turned it off completely. I overslept, missed work, and proved once again that I should never trust myself. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I fully intended to start going to the gym so I set my alarm an hour early so I could go before work and get it over with. Alas, when the alarm went off and I saw that horrible "5 a.m." on my phone, my brain put me straight back to sleep without my consent. I ended up being late for work. FML
Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML
Today, I set an alarm labeled "DO NOT BE LATE." When it went off, I turned it off, congratulated myself for being responsible, and promptly went back to sleep. I woke up two hours later. FML
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
Today, my alarm went off, and in my half-asleep state, I grabbed my phone and snoozed it. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd actually snoozed my work email notification for the same amount of time, and my boss was emailing me every five minutes, asking where I was. FML
Today, I was late to school for the third time this week because my alarm clock didn't go off. I clearly remembered setting it, so I videotaped myself sleeping. It turns out I've been turning off my alarm clock in my sleep. FML
Today, I bought a new alarm clock because I kept sleeping through my phone alarms. The first morning, it went off exactly when planned. I promptly turned it off, went back to sleep for “5 minutes,” and woke up 3 hours later. The clock had been set correctly. I had just gone straight back to sleep. FML
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stevenmx86 8
Oh man i love that feeling. Go back to bed! You've got hours!
twofirstnames 12
That's happened to me before, I woke up at midnight and took a shower thinking it was morning. Haha but FYL, I understand
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kalyn13 2
wouldn't you turn your alarm off and see the time first and what about the sky???
beelee1988 13
Well during this time of year, dependimg on what time you wake up, sometimes it's still dark when people wake up.
beelee1988 13
Depending* oops
Snafuusmc 12
Talk about getting an early start.
ty1992_farmlife 12
Lol I've done that before, It sucks! I feel for you
hateevryone 15
the alarm went off in your dreams lol.
blackbelt25 12
I love waking up thinking I have to go somewhere but i really have hours to sleep.
iiMSeth 2
You are a boss.
SugaryTears 0
Go back to sleep.
Timmeeh 17
Hmm, maybe it's just me, but I can usually tell roughly how long I've slept by how dead I'm feeling. Anything ranging from "I feel good" to "a coffee at lunch and I'll push through" is usually a full night, "oh god kill me my eyes are on fire" usually means there are a few more hours sleep to be had...
moselhorn17 0
wow that was soo tragic
Inciter 33
You probably should've checked the time again. I've woken up before thinking I was late to school, only to find out it was in the middle of the night. It sucks, but hopefully you were able to go back to sleep for a bit.