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Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML


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On 12/05/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Sal (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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For his birthday, buy him a hot tub, then say "oh nvm, I think I'll use it instead."

#2 - On 12/05/2011 at 10:21am by Hannah_grace1414

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Aww thats so messed up.. I feel like you shouldn't give them back but then again he's family. Say you promised someone you guys would go and you can't break that promise.

#3 - On 12/05/2011 at 10:21am by heybuddy2344

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