Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML
Today, after getting home from shopping, I noticed a security tag was still on one of the shirts I bought. I decided to take it back and ask them to remove the tag. They then accused me of trying to steal (even after I showed them the receipt) and kicked me out of the store. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, walking by myself, I was caught up in a group of people that got arrested, and we all got fined for creating a public disturbance. When I explained I wasn't with them, the group backed me up. The police thought I was the ringleader, and now I have to go to court. FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Today, I was detained by a security guard. I heard him trying to justify detaining me to his boss and it was basically, “She was eyeballing me, so I showed her who’s boss.” I'm now banned from the shop, which is a 30 yard walk from my home. My weekly shop is now a 4 mile drive away. FML
Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML
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Top comments
enonymous 9
Mall Cops whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they ban you from the Hot Dog on a Stick.
Grimmerie 31
lyk omg ttly sue!!1 Seriously though, you should ask to speak to a manager. Security guards should at least behave in a professional manner, which doesn't include swearing at a bunch of kids. Especially the wrong bunch of kids.
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Comments (60)
nicesprites 4
hahaha shitty deal I say FYL
vergaso 0
When they opened the door to kick you out... Did they get on the floor Then did they proceed to do the dinosaur while covered in spaghetti???
hinchkongfang 0
Did they let you back in?? Canadian mall cops huh?? All I can think of is that stupid as hell Paul Blart movie - that Kevin James is a shit of an "actor".....
dre_bro11 12
23, at first glance you look like him.
deadeyeslick 0
hgf
enonymous 9
Mall Cops whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they ban you from the Hot Dog on a Stick.
Keyman1212 14
In the town where I grew up, mall cops carried guns and went through the police academy like every other police officer. You didn't **** with em.
enonymous 9
Where I'm from mall cops usually just patrol around the food court and take freebies
RetardedBullFrog 4
Where I'm from, mall cops just stands around . . . guarding stuff . .
marpay 11
My mall cops ride bikes at the outdoor mall and pretend to be watching everyone while they talk on their phones.
PYLrulz 17
Where I'm from, if the mall cops actually do anything other than drive around in the parking lot, then hell froze over
thisisafunnyname 12
One of the cops was probably Paul Blart. "I took a sworn oath to protect this mall."
brendonuriepatd 8
From where I'm from, you barely see mall cops. The only way you'd get in trouble is if some buzzkill actually found one and complained. But all that is, is just them reading you the "rules of the mall"
zombicidal 11
I don't think my mall has cops I've never seen one it has an awesome old Guy in a red jogging suit that dances all over the place for a couple hours makes my day every time I see old dancing Dan
nalia18 8
Where im from we dont fight over wth mall cops do... We let them fulfill their dreams :D
Grimmerie 31
lyk omg ttly sue!!1 Seriously though, you should ask to speak to a manager. Security guards should at least behave in a professional manner, which doesn't include swearing at a bunch of kids. Especially the wrong bunch of kids.
nate_msm 0
Sue? You can't sue a security guard for that but you would have the right to speak to a manager, an ultimately it is the managers decision, as for the swearing well that would be one word against the other unless there is witness in which case report them for that too. Sorry 3 years experience In the security industry
fatalwish 6
Lol id say give it back to em as well as they gave but they are mall cops so eh.... Theur life is shitty enough
Cheerieful_fml 2
Your evil twins strike again!
rarrar321 3
I had this happen to me at a pool. The life guard grabbed me from the water and was cussing me out. then he realized I was the wrong person. I was 6 when it happened.
kidwiththeface42 7
High speed Segway chase. 'Nough said.
leadman1989 16
I found this funny' but I'm drink so what do I know. :pp
BRAINSOVERLOOKS 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You deserve it if you didn't blend in with the crowd &&were an individual you wouldn't have been mistaken for a photocopy :))
ikickgingers 15
... Are you serious? Yeah, that seems legit. Please specify what clothing, and personality type it takes to be an 'individual'... Without describing yourself... You individual, you.
IAmTheHeavens 0
So we're blending in now? Is that what the kids want to do these days? Back in the day all the idiot teens wanted to stand out. But please do tell how someone can be the contradiction of "blending in" and being an "individual" at the same time.
BRAINSOVERLOOKS 0
Lol wow I was being a smart ass not serious geez ppl on FML take this shit a lil serious
laethriel 0
Your eyebrows scare me. Just let the grow instead of taking a marker to your face.
marpay 11
Your doppelgänger is out to get you.
FYLDeep 26
Damn mall cops must have been looking for do as seen as nothing happens in Canada.
FYLDeep 26
something to do*