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Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

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On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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That's really gross. My grandma farted on me once, when I was about 17.

#2 - On 10/02/2011 at 10:28am by Gloria_GDA

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You must be quite short if her butt lines up with your face

#4 - On 10/02/2011 at 10:29am by Ohmie

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