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Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24888) - you deserved it (5638)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

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so I'm guessing the date went ok?

#1 - On 07/25/2011 at 6:34pm by Airick_TheGreat

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Well, were you offensive against the ninja community?

#2 - On 07/25/2011 at 6:35pm by GigaPudding

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