By supergingerr11 - 09/07/2011 05:55 - United States

Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML
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BigFudge 2

shoulda called and demanded free pizza. or joined in with your best friend and her boyfriend and made his day.

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iSitt 0

you're never alone with minecraft.

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garrettsgirl 0

wow that stinks sorry OP:(

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WCARlover 34

the pizza delivery guy was probably her date :p

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humzizzl3 0

Lol I think your date got it in with the pizza guy, isn't that a bitch?

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MrSassypants 32

29 if her date is the pizza guy then it makes sense why he didn't show up. The date decided to stand her up and then had to go to do his pizza shift, then noticed it was OP's house and decided to not show up. He got fired though so his FML will be here shortly. 8)

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garrettsgirl 0

31 that's probably what happened! haha I will laugh when I see their FML here later!

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sandi315 0

maybe it's cuz you're a ginger OP.

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sandi315 0

maybe because you're a ginger OP?

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yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

I thought the same thing! Haha

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BigFudge 2

shoulda called and demanded free pizza. or joined in with your best friend and her boyfriend and made his day.

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a_nutritionist 10

or you could act like a normal person, call and calmly point out the mistake, then if they offer no compensation, point out that you wont be going there again, theyll soon offer something. nobody responds positively to demands. thats one way to get them to spit on your pizza or barely putting any toppings on.

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taticalnNinja 5

you has a long tounge 0.0 nasty

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Sharnaaaaa 0

how does agreeing with someone he a thumbs down? -.-

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kai_ngo 0

People are insensitive asses and stereotype you on your picture and the grammar-nazis are out again. :3

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SoccerRebel594 0

Sharnaaaaa, people will be assholes...most people are assholes. There are few genuinely good hearted people left in this world.

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NomJonnyboy 0

there given you a thumbs down for your Tongue not your comment... dumb ass!!!

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taticalnNinja 5

ur tounge is nsaty

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rebeldevil 4

but ur sexy titicalnninja so u just made up for it.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Both of you are pathetic. Rock on #3 -sniff- You keep on rockin'...with that... tongue... -sniff- Oh gawd they grow up so fast....

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ConstructorTF2 0

any one else think it was gonna end with the pizza guy being the date that stood her up?

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ciarafox9 9

call him and give him a piece of your mind!

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pwincessa23 1

and then he can give her a piece of his pizza

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vickill 0

lmao that sucks call the pizza place maybe u get some free pizza

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FMMFL1992 3

If both guys didn't show I would have joined in with your best friend and her boyfriend.

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Petunia888 13

Thumb-twiddling works great in moments like these.

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Outsider_77 0

lol what if the pizza guy was the guy that should've gone on a date with you

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Frexual 0

ZOMG NO! YOUR PIZZA GUY DIDN'T COME?! dude, one day my pizza guy didn't come so I know how you feel. :(

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Frexual 0

balls. this wasn't supposed to be a reply. bargh.

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LordGoober 13

Blue, no offense... you scare the shut out of me.

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

I think it's a sculpture at a wax museum. Either way, scary as ****. No offense though, of course.

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sakforduc 0

I would have been there in 25. lol! jk

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