Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I was supposed to have dinner with my best guy friend, (He’s gay. It’s platonic) but he never showed up.I waited for 30 minutes in the rain, texted and called, but he’s not here. This is the day after he “pranked” me by telling me the guy I like likes me back. I have no idea what’s going on. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML
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HannahForbesxo 13
Forever alone.
BigFudge 2
shoulda called and demanded free pizza. or joined in with your best friend and her boyfriend and made his day.
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Comments (71)
HannahForbesxo 13
Forever alone.
iSitt 0
you're never alone with minecraft.
Trololololololo_fml 7
You sure you're giving the right address?
garrettsgirl 0
wow that stinks sorry OP:(
WCARlover 35
the pizza delivery guy was probably her date :p
humzizzl3 0
Lol I think your date got it in with the pizza guy, isn't that a bitch?
daBeast155 0
is her date the pizza guy?
MrSassypants 34
29 if her date is the pizza guy then it makes sense why he didn't show up. The date decided to stand her up and then had to go to do his pizza shift, then noticed it was OP's house and decided to not show up. He got fired though so his FML will be here shortly. 8)
garrettsgirl 0
31 that's probably what happened! haha I will laugh when I see their FML here later!
sandi315 0
maybe it's cuz you're a ginger OP.
sandi315 0
maybe because you're a ginger OP?
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
I thought the same thing! Haha
BigFudge 2
shoulda called and demanded free pizza. or joined in with your best friend and her boyfriend and made his day.
Dr_Jalepenos 0
yeah could've got a threesome!
a_nutritionist 10
or you could act like a normal person, call and calmly point out the mistake, then if they offer no compensation, point out that you wont be going there again, theyll soon offer something. nobody responds positively to demands. thats one way to get them to spit on your pizza or barely putting any toppings on.
xxb000xx 0
Damn.
Sharnaaaaa 0
sucks ass
taticalnNinja 5
you has a long tounge 0.0 nasty
Sharnaaaaa 0
lmaoo yeaa.
Sharnaaaaa 0
how does agreeing with someone he a thumbs down? -.-
kai_ngo 0
People are insensitive asses and stereotype you on your picture and the grammar-nazis are out again. :3
SoccerRebel594 0
Sharnaaaaa, people will be assholes...most people are assholes. There are few genuinely good hearted people left in this world.
NomJonnyboy 0
there given you a thumbs down for your Tongue not your comment... dumb ass!!!
taticalnNinja 5
ur tounge is nsaty
rebeldevil 4
but ur sexy titicalnninja so u just made up for it.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Both of you are pathetic. Rock on #3 -sniff- You keep on rockin'...with that... tongue... -sniff- Oh gawd they grow up so fast....
Sharnaaaaa 0
haha, Ty. :) I will, I will.
emogiggles 0
88- yes he is
twizzlers1718 0
Oohhh. that must suck.
loveluver7 0
that must suck? that does suck…
ConstructorTF2 0
any one else think it was gonna end with the pizza guy being the date that stood her up?
Tgyr34 0
the pizza guy is the date!
ciarafox9 9
call him and give him a piece of your mind!
pwincessa23 1
and then he can give her a piece of his pizza
vickill 0
lmao that sucks call the pizza place maybe u get some free pizza
FMMFL1992 3
If both guys didn't show I would have joined in with your best friend and her boyfriend.
Petunia888 13
Thumb-twiddling works great in moments like these.
Outsider_77 0
lol what if the pizza guy was the guy that should've gone on a date with you
Frexual 0
ZOMG NO! YOUR PIZZA GUY DIDN'T COME?! dude, one day my pizza guy didn't come so I know how you feel. :(
Frexual 0
balls. this wasn't supposed to be a reply. bargh.
josh5634 0
that made my day frexual :D
Blue87 4
lmao
LordGoober 13
Blue, no offense... you scare the shut out of me.
LordGoober 13
shit* damn iphone
xXshadowrollerXx 6
I think it's a sculpture at a wax museum. Either way, scary as ****. No offense though, of course.
sakforduc 0
I would have been there in 25. lol! jk