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Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29997) - you deserved it (6607)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by Emoney1 - Canada

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So did you help him?

#1 - On 05/26/2011 at 12:58pm by no_clue_4_u

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And people wonder why they get kidnapped.
"You need a hand?"
"No, I want the whole arm, Martinez get the Machete!"

#20 - On 05/26/2011 at 1:44pm by khaya

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