Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 10:00pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

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  • Who would think that a guy who would take his daughter to a tattoo parlor would allow demon alcohol to pass his lips? I didn't see that coming!

    I'm sorry you had to hear that, but you should have replied, "Yeah, but you still owe me a gift, Lock-Pockets."

    My late dad used to say that having us kids was the greatest thing he ever did. My mom agreed when it came to my brother and sister, but when it came to me, she said, "Mmmmm. Not so much." FML!

    #8 - On 10/16/2010 at 3:14am by perdix

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  • awh how sweet of him. arent dads just the greatest!?

    #1 - On 10/16/2010 at 2:55am by mama2b3

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