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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
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perdix 29

Who would think that a guy who would take his daughter to a tattoo parlor would allow demon alcohol to pass his lips? I didn't see that coming! I'm sorry you had to hear that, but you should have replied, "Yeah, but you still owe me a gift, Lock-Pockets." My late dad used to say that having us kids was the greatest thing he ever did. My mom agreed when it came to my brother and sister, but when it came to me, she said, "Mmmmm. Not so much." FML!

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mama2b3 20

awh how sweet of him. arent dads just the greatest!?

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FYLDeep 25

Alcohol will extend your life if you use it properly.

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daywalker26 0

payback is fun! put ice in his bed or 1000 tacs, exlax in his food, flush the toilet every time he's in the shower... I can go on for days! used to torment my stepfather that was a douche!

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iheartglasses 0

Learn to be more self sufficiant and leave the old fart. The best weapon against parents whose lives you "ruined" is showing them how great your life is without them :)

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xxjoseph1543xx 0

YDI for being a girl and wanting a tattoo, it's an extreme turn-off and looks ****** gross

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maszaros 9

Gotta love middle America! Call Jerry Springer!

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yusaku02 20

YDI for wanting a tattoo. Probably a tramp as well

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chobitschibi1369 0

I think we may have the same father. Except usually booze is not needed.

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vkon 0

keep in my mind, that you will be married to an exact replica of your father who I'm sure is a delight. you will probably have three kids, hopefully all girls, because when daddy abuses them (which will happen) they will grow up to either strippers or pornstars. I'd rather have that because if you have boys, we'd all gave to add another deadbolt to our doors. do us all a favor, forget the tramp stamp that you were going to get and finish school, get a job and fight to keep it. and for gods sake, do not fall in love with the first person you meet. cause the scenario I just mapped out will become a reality. love Adam corolla and dr. drew.

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