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Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28401) - you deserved it (12194)

On 05/13/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by shit - United States (Oklahoma)

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A smart undercover cop doesn't write traffic tickets...

#119 - On 05/13/2010 at 7:53pm by aardvarkish

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Sucks to be you, OP.

#5 - On 05/13/2010 at 6:43pm by orangesodaftw

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