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Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20387) - you deserved it (9610)

On 12/19/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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YDI for trying to get a quick one night stand, I highly doubt you were there for cookies and milk. If she isn't happy with her marriage she should step up and get a divorce, and not be a cheating whore.

#6 - On 12/19/2009 at 7:38am by xKoga

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Kukirowhatever: Why does a girl have to be a slut if she has sex? Seriously. You're a dumbass that conforms to society's views.

#18 - On 12/19/2009 at 9:34am by caancoha

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