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Today, I ran outside to start my car before leaving for work. My creepy neighbor was sitting outside smoking a cigarette. He told me he just loves watching TLC, too, and we should watch TV together sometime. I've never talked to him. I watch TLC in my bedroom. He watches me through my window. FML

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He's a fucking rapist

#2 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:10pm by chveya

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lol.

Mmm, creepy neighbors! Do you close your curtains? I know when my neighbors leave their curtains open, I like to look inside to see what they are watching if the tv is on.

Haha, I'm a creep XD

#3 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:12pm by littlexlion

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