Today, I ran outside to start my car before leaving for work. My creepy neighbor was sitting outside smoking a cigarette. He told me he just loves watching TLC, too, and we should watch TV together sometime. I've never talked to him. I watch TLC in my bedroom. He watches me through my window. FML
kaylaclark tells us more.
wellll since you all must know I have curtains! But when it is sunny outside why close them? I didn't chat with him long enough to ask what time of day he watches me, but it's creepy at ALL times. And no, I probably won't get raped thankyouverymuch...having a creepy neighbor doesn't mean I'll be sexually assaulted :)
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chveya 6
He's a ******* rapist
littlexlion 4
lol. Mmm, creepy neighbors! Do you close your curtains? I know when my neighbors leave their curtains open, I like to look inside to see what they are watching if the tv is on. Haha, I'm a creep XD
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ColdGold 6
? ? ?
JustaAngel 6
YDI...blinds...shades..there are so many options,really
babylon_pride 0
Or he's telling you you should learn how to close the blinds. Saying, "My kids and I see you naked at night and it's gross" might piss you off and you'll leave them open out of spite. "I like what you watch on your television" will scare you back into being private. Learn about blinds and shades. They're awesome.
signupsheetfail 0
Sounds like he needs some Tender Loving Care. From you.
Laxloverr24 0
creepster. buy some shades?
xdyingxwishx 0
Haha that's super creepy, but really what can you say if you don't have anything covering your windows? People are naturally curious.
sarah2144 14
True, but why would he say that to her? No one says that unless they really want to sound like a creeper...
FruityLoooons 8
Y'know...it COULD be his way of asking you to date him. Just saying. Or not.
willosh_fml 0
if he invited you to come watch tv together maybe he is nto such of a creeper perhaps he just happened to notice you were watching TLC What?! I'm super naive?
sincerelyautumn 0
Gotta love creepy neighbors. They make the day more exciting!
perdix 31
The funny thing is if you find your neighbors dull, plain and boring, then guess what? Your're the creepy one!
Silentknight 0
PAJAMMA PARTY!! :D