Today, I ran outside to start my car before leaving for work. My creepy neighbor was sitting outside smoking a cigarette. He told me he just loves watching TLC, too, and we should watch TV together sometime. I've never talked to him. I watch TLC in my bedroom. He watches me through my window. FML
kaylaclark tells us more.
wellll since you all must know I have curtains! But when it is sunny outside why close them? I didn't chat with him long enough to ask what time of day he watches me, but it's creepy at ALL times. And no, I probably won't get raped thankyouverymuch...having a creepy neighbor doesn't mean I'll be sexually assaulted :)
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chveya 6
He's a ******* rapist
littlexlion 4
lol. Mmm, creepy neighbors! Do you close your curtains? I know when my neighbors leave their curtains open, I like to look inside to see what they are watching if the tv is on. Haha, I'm a creep XD
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Comments (102)
Alexandriaaa 0
Dude... I'd ******* cry.
gumbyfish 0
ever heard of the song i get off on you? lmfao.
Ryan_the_Great 0
Curtains, really thick curtains. And make sure you lock your doors and windows.
zungg 5
fix a date with him. may be happiness will come along
ashleychristina 0
thats really creepy!!!! but dont be mean to him! because what if like someone broke into your house and he was lwatching he would come and save you!!!:D
EffingMuffin 0
lol is he hot?
coolbeans14741 0
Why is this in the "love" category??
FD929 0
Close your drapes. YDI.
afallingstar 22
the guys a creeper that's for sure but you might wanna make sure your curtains and/or blinds are closed because who knows what else he has seen...
tohaveandtohold 0
creppy perv, u should call the police