Today, I ran outside to start my car before leaving for work. My creepy neighbor was sitting outside smoking a cigarette. He told me he just loves watching TLC, too, and we should watch TV together sometime. I've never talked to him. I watch TLC in my bedroom. He watches me through my window. FML
kaylaclark tells us more.
wellll since you all must know I have curtains! But when it is sunny outside why close them? I didn't chat with him long enough to ask what time of day he watches me, but it's creepy at ALL times. And no, I probably won't get raped thankyouverymuch...having a creepy neighbor doesn't mean I'll be sexually assaulted :)
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chveya 6
He's a ******* rapist
littlexlion 4
lol. Mmm, creepy neighbors! Do you close your curtains? I know when my neighbors leave their curtains open, I like to look inside to see what they are watching if the tv is on. Haha, I'm a creep XD
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Comments (102)
franceypants 0
WTF tell that creeper that he's a pervert and he needs to get a life.
astriofou 0
how romantic maybe its time to invest in some blinds. unless u like it.. then u better leave ur window cracked. unless its creepy.. then u probably want to change rooms with a family member. unless u dont have family.. then u probably need someone to live with. invite ur neighbor over for some brunch.. loner..
richard121212 0
that doesn't compare to me. my neighbor came in my backyard. I was swimming. he smokes. he went to prison for rape thirty years ago.
bizarre_ftw 22
Curtains. Buy some ******* /Thick/ curtains
grumpy94533 11
Creepy
imhope 23
Call the cops
Moonlightring 14
Time to put up some curtains. And fast, too...
Stryker_13 19
The hell?! That's some creepy stalker shit right there. Close your blinds! And if it keeps up get a restraining order. Last thing you want is some crazy guy staring over you.
Shilohd 8
Daniel