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Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51022) - you deserved it (4480)

On 09/12/2009 at 12:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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So many FMLs like this and they always make me think the same thing.

1) This is not the whole story.
2) These people are ridiculously stupid/unreasonable.
3) This did not happen.

#4 - On 09/12/2009 at 2:08pm by will90

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Damn thats harsh. You shoulda got a kiss and a thank you.

#1 - On 09/12/2009 at 2:04pm by Drae54

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