Love: Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot...

By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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You deserved it 1 642

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By Asshole Parker - 06/09/2016 11:01 - United States

Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML

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You deserved it 7 569

Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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You deserved it 96

By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

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You deserved it 17 342

By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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You deserved it 20 854

Stalker vibes

By porkieworkie - 21/04/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML

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You deserved it 9 262

Good bye!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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You deserved it 734

By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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You deserved it 1 911

By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML

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You deserved it 3 035

Obsession by Calvin Klein

By Carrie - 04/12/2020 20:02 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was at a party with my crush, but I didn’t talk to him. After, I walked out to my car, and saw a dent in my car. I then noticed that the dent was exactly the size of my crush’s head. FML

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You deserved it 306

Sheer class

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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You deserved it 38 427

faeliality 20

Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:24

At least now you know his pull out skills are on point

newthoughts_ 16

Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:25

Unless you've done something to terrify him, I'm sure there's a reason he moved spots

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:24

Are you that crazy stalker that watches him sleep at night?

faeliality 20

Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:24

At least now you know his pull out skills are on point

TMO2142 25

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:21

*gives cookies*

krazy789 28

Tuesday 26 April 2016 22:02

*gives milk*

newthoughts_ 16

Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:25

Unless you've done something to terrify him, I'm sure there's a reason he moved spots

whysobeachy 37

Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:25

Get him a cat.

itsalanis 25

Tuesday 26 April 2016 23:49

The answer to life's problems. I agree. :)

connoreknaust 10

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:10

Haha theres a reason that he did that. We dont know if its you but if it was you should probably rethink your life choices. YDI

yerawizardlizzy 27

Tuesday 26 April 2016 22:22

What??

BlackHawkSavior 28

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:11

Follow him

OPGDivinity 11

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:25

His Pull out game strong bro. Sorry OP things will get better

OriginalMax 5

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:49

Damn, his pull out game is strong

whysobeachy 37

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:59

That's already been said, mate.

stingray112 24

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:54

Omg he must totally hate you how can you go on living

zainman13 26

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:32

Maybe he has a crush on you as well and was trying to stalk you but you got there first..

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