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By anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:07 - United States

Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
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Tamandua 19

Give her a nickel and tell her not to spend it all in one place.

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XxDanno316xX 27

Either she is really brave or really ******* stupid. Fyl op.

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ForeverJasmine 26

I wouldn't lend her any money, that's her problem

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MariaGiovanni 25

Honestly it's not even her problem it's just his. The girlfriend should dump him too for being a thief.

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XxDanno316xX 27

Either she is really brave or really ******* stupid. Fyl op.

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XxDanno316xX 27

The guy is in jail, probably for doing something completely stupid.... That's not a desperate situation. And for him and his girl to ask the op for bail money is also completely ridiculous.

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gracehi 31

Why not both? If "Forest Gump" is to be believed, stupidity and courage go hand in hand.

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Tamandua 19

Give her a nickel and tell her not to spend it all in one place.

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Jason89 15

a nickel? damn i would have given a penny lol

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SalenaCrosse 16

Ask her if she needs a quarter to call someone who cares.

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dabomb467 6

And that people, is what they call a burn.

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heftysmash253 6

You should give her your two cents.

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Adapdion 16

Give her a dollar with the words "**** you" written on it. Super insensitive of her.

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FitFriday 32

Or just don't give her the money and say that anyways.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

Wow some nerve she has asking you for money for your ex it's her boyfriend now so he's her problem not yours. How and why does she even have your number? I hope you told her absolutely not OP you don't owe either of them anything.

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