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Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56058) - you deserved it (8390)

On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

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This right here is proof that chivalry is not dead

#1 - On 07/06/2014 at 5:09pm by WCARlover

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Hey atleast you made her feel better, sucks you crapped yourself but it's all well worth it to keep your girl happy in my book.

#2 - On 07/06/2014 at 5:10pm by mansfield_j

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