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Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45186) - you deserved it (5484)

On 04/15/2014 at 10:18pm - love - by Foreveralone17362562 - Canada (Alberta)

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Seventeen is so young. Just enjoy life. You aren't forever alone, OP, and I doubt a ten-year-old's relationship has any chance of lasting. Chin up!

#3 - On 04/16/2014 at 6:20am by Welshite

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Lots of people are in that same situation, so don't feel too bad. It'll happen eventually

#2 - On 04/16/2014 at 6:20am by lh176

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