Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
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Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my six year-old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML
Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
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Welshite 39
Seventeen is so young. Just enjoy life. You aren't forever alone, OP, and I doubt a ten-year-old's relationship has any chance of lasting. Chin up!
lh176 7
Lots of people are in that same situation, so don't feel too bad. It'll happen eventually
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sanecatlady 13
10 is way too young to have a boyfriend! When I was that age I was playing with my Cabbage Patch dolls while watching Saturday morning cartoons. Oh well, when she's pregnant at 12 I guess you'll have the last laugh.
awkward_gothlady 32
How much of a "boyfriend" can she really have at 10? They probably just kind of like each other and hang out from time to time. Also, nothing wrong with not being kissed by 17. I was 24 when I had my first kiss and I turned out alright. :)
tournamentdecide 33
I've never kissed a boy either. Well, I'm more focused on school. It seems like it's more important compared to a boyfriend.
mchmelev1993 10
She better not turn out to be one of those mtv teen pregnancy shows
Sniper_Chick4110 20
When you start dating, don't tell him. He'll never know when you did or did not have a boyfriend, and when he thinks back he'll feel unsure about his previous assumptions. People who tease don't deserve to know details of your personal life.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
You won't be forever alone. School years are for study. I didn't start dating till i was 19 and had to hide my boyfriends for the same teasing reasons. One of those boys is now my husband of 6years and counting, 0 children and a great carreer. It's amazing what you can acomplish when you don't have immature 3rd party input altering your decisions.
Rosebyday 5
keep it up girl! School before men; career before baby!
SassBackwards 5
We are struggle buddies! I feel your pain
bigdfootball97 24
I'm 17 and have never kissed a girl…
caver1 14
I'm 21 and a virgin
mathhewbeast 5
How u know ull be forecer alone