Today, during my dinner break, I was forced to listen to a coworker talk about how he dumped his needy ex for another woman. I'm the ex. We kept our relationship secret from our coworkers. I guess now I know why he dumped me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my ex slept with someone during a work trip and came back to break up with me. He spent the whole breakup making me think that the problem in the relationship was me. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, someone overheard my ex talking about ditching me with a year-long lease. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
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Top comments
IndicaPaincakes 28
You should have started talking about your ex.
Lioness8197 18
Op got dumped for another woman.
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Comments (73)
DanShowsNoMercy 13
What an ass.
BrickTamlandLamp 13
He probably did it in front of her on purpose like the douche he is
zeuslovesyaoi 17
"what an ass" said the homosexual lusting after some fine posterior
ChenEighty 20
I guess talking about problems is overrated. He took the FML approach and just got a new girlfriend.
Nickb55 16
Wow even though you only knew, you're still there to hear his complaints so he should shut up
Lioness8197 18
Op got dumped for another woman.
alyant 12
Well he wasn't meant to be
IndicaPaincakes 28
You should have started talking about your ex.
XxDevilxXGt 26
Or if OP is brave enough, she could have revealed that she was his ex and expose the guy for the douchebag he is.
IndicaPaincakes 28
Get him on the spot, he may not have even known what to do.
random_cashmere 25
for being needy
grashopper8 7
You're better off, dodged a bullet there! What a prick.
extrasnipes 22
Was he not questioned about who the ex was?
glabberfasted 16
The coworkers probably assumed he didn't date one of his coworkers. I haven't met very many of my coworkers' significant others
jerryj 27
And now she knows why he dumped her.