Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML

by tkrause / 04/01/2013 at 1:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

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  • Those vacuums can be pretty deceiving.

    #1 - On 04/01/2013 at 5:47pm by Cheeley

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  • It's true. Poor guy was just trying to clean his house when the vacuum decided to revolt and attacked him. Those machines are violent at times.

    #6 - On 04/01/2013 at 5:48pm by Welshite

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