Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML
by Anonymous / 04/14/2012 at 7:10am / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Love
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That's extremely disrespectful....I feel so bad for you. Fyl
#3 - On 04/14/2012 at 1:37pm by robinhood007
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To get back at your mom, just tell her "It's ok, he's already had his fill of meat when he was "porking" me on your bed."
#13 - On 04/14/2012 at 1:42pm by gonad_gobbler
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