Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
by StayPositive / 11/02/2010 at 8:57pm / United States (Maine) / Love
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sounds like a hot mess
#1 - On 11/03/2010 at 4:06am by therevolution
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I'm going to automatically mark ydi on any fml that uses the word "apparently".
#9 - On 11/03/2010 at 4:20am by gozar
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