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Today, I was driving through a neighborhood and saw a "slow down, children" sign. I was nice and slowed down as I passed a couple little kids with their parents outside watching them. I guess I was going too slow because one of the fathers started chasing me down the street calling me a pedophile. FML


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On 09/18/2009 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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A woman got mistakenly called a pedophile? *wipes tear* We've made such progress in equality...

#7 - On 09/19/2009 at 4:05am by null

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lol @ #1.

So slowing down because you don't want to hit children while driving, means you're a pedophile? wow. You should've just mauled some kid over.


#4 - On 09/19/2009 at 3:54am by KJRx

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