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Today, despite the fact that I'm really sick, my mom insisted that I come home and help babysit my cousins this weekend. When I got there, everyone else took off to do "errands," leaving me with three hyperactive, howler monkey-like children to deal with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23992) - you deserved it (2670)

On 04/14/2012 at 6:19pm - kids - by Rory - Canada (Ontario)

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Fall asleep and have them mess up the whole house and wait until your parents get home and just say "I told you I wasn't feeling good"

#4 - On 04/14/2012 at 8:41pm by emily_choxly

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Quick, get some bananas!

#1 - On 04/14/2012 at 8:39pm by erockinthesuburb

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