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Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10978) - you deserved it (47521)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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you're gonna be a cool parent!

#4 - On 07/11/2011 at 7:08pm by stinewd

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I'm dr roxxo the rock and roll clown! I do c-c-c-cocaine! let's go get some ice c-c-c-cream and hookersss! yeahhh!
this is what that kid got to hear.let's hope he doesnt ask for a hooker next time they take him for ice cream hahaha

#11 - On 07/11/2011 at 7:11pm by crotchpheasant

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