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Today, I was baby sitting ten year old twins. When they first saw me, they ran away screaming and hid in the closet. This isn't the first house where this has happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31483) - you deserved it (5185)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:48am - kids - by annoyedwithkids - Canada (Ontario)

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So, you have a face for telemarketing... or cattle wrangling. Could be worse. Could be your kids.

#6 - On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am by swansung

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Ok Micheal Meyers, little tip: Try taking off the slasher clothes, putting down the knife and being friendly; maybe say hello

#9 - On 07/02/2011 at 10:08am by lovin_darkness

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