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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML


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On 01/09/2010 at 8:25am - intimacy - by ohdeargodthatswrong (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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at least your father and he get along.

#3 - On 01/09/2010 at 2:23pm by Laxloverr24

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wow a total YDI. since your dad is picking you up from your boyfriends house I suspect that you are not old enough to drive thus definitely shouldn't be having sex to begin with.

#13 - On 01/09/2010 at 3:41pm by KelMarCos

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