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Today, ma girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs wit ma mom. We eard te dog running around upstairs and calld it down. It cummd running down te stairs. Wit a usd condom in its mout. Te same condom ma girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It puttd it directly in ma mom's ands. big fat FML


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On 11/18/2009 at 4:35pm - intimacy - by Tucker (man) - United States (Arizona)

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How the hell do you LOSE a condom? Did you try to throw it out a window but it fell halfway through the process or something?

#2 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:31pm by gollygoshers

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And the dog said, "Here, boss, here are your grandkids!"

#7 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:23pm by perdix

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