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Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26893) - you deserved it (1991)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Shobz (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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That sucks n I would shank them

#2 - On 10/26/2009 at 2:36pm by jector25

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That's awful

Burn them both.

#6 - On 10/26/2009 at 2:56pm by Maxine17

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