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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
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perussian 0
first!
GreenHacker 0
YDI for using a *****. Get a man
YouSeriouslySuck 0
yay I'm at the top then I'll be moderated yay!!
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
panic222354 0
haha
wintamint101 7
did his teacher consfiscate it? cuz thatd suck if you had to pick it up from her
020266t 5
oh no he didnt!
Mizino137 0
#303 i bet the teacher would have used it before returning it haha
FatMan23 10
@ 325, what if the teach was a guy?
tatababe 1
so did he slay any girls
tatababe 1
so did he slay any girls
Durtmania 8
@ 335 He could had still used it if it was a guy ;)
theweasel 16
He still would have used it
ClichePoser 0
haha wow. Very funny.
Rain_fml 0
Uh....LOL. Poor kids :(
Theoderage 3
Why was it where your son could access it?
Acousticpixie14 6
Exactly. It should be put away somewhere your son can't get to it. Bad parenting.
rawrlily 0
Coulda been in a drawer.
gregthestrange 3
hahahaha!
WillDaBeast83 0
nice picture!
Damasta 0
WOw! How old is he....? I wonder if he knew what it was....
omgtheresnoname 0
great pic x)
pieintheface 0
ya your pic is hilarious
bloobelly 0
I ADORE your picture
simian_nelipot 0
any boy old enough to go to school should be able to recognize a penis. He might not know what its used for. But he knows what it is supposed to replace.
FMLshark 12
Not all ****** look like penises.
Ang3lofd3ath167 18
He was chasing the girls, so he clearly knew what it was
pat2rome 0
That is hilariously awesome.
aria02 0
lol i agree
Hydra_fml 0
How old is your son? You'd think he'd either be old enough to know what it is... or young enough for you to successfully hide it from him.
inestimable_fml 8
Notice that he was chasing "all the girls" in the class. He wasn't just chasing anybody but targeting girls, so the lil' prick must surely be aware of what it was.
Serial 2
if it was glowing it could of been a penisaber