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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
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sleepy15 0
That's the greatest ******* story i have ever heard!
atoz_ 0
LOOL. that's hilarious!
Rawrrr14 0
LMFAO ahahahaha
aceofdiamonds 0
Uh...this FML sounds very familiar. I could swear the same thing happened to someone a few pages back.
SweetestSin 4
LMFAO this is going in my favorite pile. My son is almost 2 years and my daughter is 5 months I even keep my toys up and out of reach of them. Find a new hiding spot momma.
tko 0
haha lol #11 #20 and #35
NCGurl 0
Well I hope he didnt use it... o_O
Jim9349 10
I used to do that back when I was in elementary school. ya those were the days.. chasing girls with ****** :)..
SuperSpore 0
At least he didn't give it to one of them...
Alexjones 0
wtf, if you have a child you should have a husband, Right? And you should be able to enjoy him instead of the *****. And thats is strait up nasty. What if you had herpies then your son would get some. Ewwwwww