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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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On 04/22/2014 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by only my life (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Oh yea! Cramp more foot! Ohhhh yeaaaa!!!!

#1 - On 04/22/2014 at 9:04pm by piedpiper303

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At least you caused pleasure and satisfaction for him while rubbing his foot better

#2 - On 04/22/2014 at 9:06pm by Beanu

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