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Today, I got a lecture about being lazy and not being active enough for my age, which ended with, "When I was your age, I was out every night having sex with anything that breathed." Thanks Gran. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26026) - you deserved it (3231)

On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States

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plants breathe too how she manged to tap that ?? :S

#1 - On 06/07/2012 at 2:54am by UrCapsLockOn

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apparently you burn a lot of calories during sex so she is right

#2 - On 06/07/2012 at 2:54am by xlord

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