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Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30437) - you deserved it (8911)

On 01/20/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?

#4 - On 01/20/2012 at 5:58am by lionandthelamb61

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Multi tasking....nice

#2 - On 01/20/2012 at 5:56am by NippsSlipps

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