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anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

Fix up, look sharp

Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML

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lionandthelamb61 9

Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?

Multi tasking....nice

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Quit being dicks, brahs. Isn't he from Norway? English wouldn't be his first language. :P

hateevryone 15

maybe ya'll should've talked about it first and then you give him head.

Couldn't be a very good ******** with all that talk, FHL!!!

should've been chewing orbit gum while explaining.

ilove80smetal 8

Wow. How you can have a discussion with a dick in your mouth is beyond my understanding :P. Try ventriloquism and see if you can drink milk and talk :D

msjoyfull84 0

Musty balls,

don't give him bjs if he's going to be nasty.

U nasty! Y would u give him head when he wears dirty draws? Eww!!!!!

sucks your husband doesn't have good hygiene, but at least he put a computer in the kitchen for you.